My Kind of Girl

I have seen many a person pleased with themselves and their abilities in attracting a lady friend. Before you jump on a roof top beating your chest like King Kong with false pride: you could have been the conquest, the prey not the hunter. Consider the following ways which your woman might have wrapped you around her finger.

Mama Way
The Mama Way kind of girl is one that will mother her conquest, no laundry basket is too big for this girl, she will do it all!! She plays the surrogate mother and this tactic usually works well, because after all there is love in Labour. Her commune room or flat is a home away from home for her targets in between the fried chicken and his freshly ironed pants he falls in love.

Ho Way
The Ho Way Girl appeals to a man's most basic need and urge. No amount of denial and beating around the bush will take away from the fact that the promise of cardinal pleasures and the chance of knowing a woman in a biblical sense is too hard to resist for many. She wields whips, chains and all things sensual. This tactic requires a bit of elbow grease, getting down and dirty! LOL.

Church Way
The Church Way girl is a lady who believes in the benefits of home ground advantage, in her quest for love she takes the battle to your pew and armed with her bible she will get what she's after. This lady will play sunday school teacher, run the cake sale stall and she is always willing to help her fellow church members while she doesn't lose focus of the prize. She is the paragon of virtue and that "brother" will be hers come hell or high water!

Khetiwe Two H Theory
Practitioners of this theory are inspired by Khetiwe Ngcobo(Yes the Generations character) and should really sign Mfundi Vundla a cheque for this gem. This lady will either be completely helpless, the damsel in distress waiting for prince charming to come and save her. She has the option of being very helpful to the target of her affections and she will work to be seen as reliable and dependant: wife material.

All of the Above
This girl is no one trick pony, she is well versed in the above mentioned tactics and she will customise she approach to her target market. This lady's charm works on one and all and has the highest success rate. She is probably familiar with the Southern saying: "My mama said it's easy to keep a man. Be a cook in the Kitchen, a maid in the lounge and a whore in the bedroom". *hides*