Vanity

I was walking on campus with a rather beautiful and sexy friend of mine I noticed that we got helped more quickly and with bigger smiles than when I was alone sans my arm candy.
I am convinced more than ever that sexy beautiful people have much easier lives than those who are on the heavier end of the scale and those who are less aesthetically appealing

People can say what they want, when you are heavier you are treated like a cow that's making its way through the meadow, people see you but they would rather look the other way. Mina Moo is cute for a few minutes but no one wants to see her all day.

When you are hefty, you have to be more funny, louder and you have to have an amazing personality just to be consider worthy. Whereas thin beautiful people are given attention just merely based on their looks, they don't have to say anything or even think. No really cares if they have an opinion on current affairs or if they have a pleasing personality. Cherokee is not well admired for her intellect!!! *hides* .All they do is just be.

Little experiment have a fuller and more rounder person order a burger at Mickey Dees the first thing that comes to people's mind is: why are you eating this, you should really have a salad. Should an ultra slim I-will-never-get-fat person order double their body weight in Quarter Pounders, the response will be, poor thing is probably hungry.

Another thing that makes thin people better is their self given right to tell others they are fat. I have noticed that it's more common nowadays to have the audacity to tell someone that they are fat and for some unfathomable reason one is supposed just accept this departure from basic manners and etiquette.
It's pretty evident that sexy, thin beautiful people have no real problems because well nothing batting their eyelids and looking pretty can't solve. If they think they have problems they should try a free drink at a club or getting away from a traffic officer without a ticket, with their beautiful souls! It's near impossible.

In my salad days as demmie/student assistant I noticed how those who had more boob than brains were assisted more readily. Those who had more brawn than functional braincells got the attention of the opposite sex and miraculously always finished early.

I honestly think such people should allowed to be themselves, no use getting upsetting because you were last in the queue when looks were be lavishly handed out to others. Just get a doctorate because your looks aren't going to take you places.
P.S Beautiful people do enjoy winning the genetic lottery! Hehe